This is literally perfect.
Explains my life to a T.
I will never be what anyone needs.
I will never be what I need.
my favourite part of my sexuality is that it keeps everyone guessing i mean who i am gonna be crushing on next is it a boy is it a girl is it a dead fictional character we just don’t know
punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so
you’re doing a great job Sammy
when people in front of me wear wigs its hard toupee attention
The best part is that the guy just squats in utter resignation.
you can tell he’s just like
“i am 800% done with Target”
This gif wins the internet. I am DONE.